If I could change the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Quotation Tracks
"Awake my heart, to be loved, awake, awake!
- Robert Bridges
"I have learned not to worry about love; but to honour its coming with all my heart."
- Alice Walker
"Suddenly the window of my heart flew open this morning,
the window that looks out on your heart.
I wondered to see that the name by which you know me is written in
April leaves and flowers, and I sat silent."
- Rabrindranath Tagore
"Come away! Come sweet Love!
The golden morning wastes,
While the sun, from his sphere,
His fiery arrows casts,
Making all the shadows fly,
Playing, staying, in the grove
To entertain the stealth of love.
Thither, sweet Love, let us hie
Flying, dying in desire,
Winged with sweet hopes and
heavenly fire."
- Anonymous
"Some day your prints will come."
- Kodak
Quotation Tracks from Kids
Pick-up
Line:
Kiss me if I'm wrong but is your name Gertude?
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Like Math?
Love
cannot be defined in any single word or group of words. It's like math; a simple idea that can get very complicated. Specifically, love is
like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. It's like realizing the
formula for the meaning of life, an elusive yet simple and immaculate equation
that reaches to infinity. To love another is to see the face of God.
“I
see the eigenvalue in thine eye,
I
hear the tender tensor in thy sigh.
Bernoulli
would have been content to die.
Had
he but know such a-squared cos 2(phi)!”
- Stanislaw Lem, Cyberiad
And all the charms of face or voice
Which I in others see
Are but the recollected choice
Of what I feel for thee.
- John Clare
For
Better or Verse
Musical
Interlude
"When
an eel bites your leg,
and
the pain makes you beg,
that's a Morray!"
Free Advice:
Abstain
from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
Promise
her the sky, the moon, and the stars. Then, on your honeymoon, take her to
the planetarium.
When
you can't find your napkin just kiss someone.
Big men make docile husbands. So do big women.
More
Love Quotes
“The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.”
–
Gloria Steinem
“Love is eternal. The aspect may change, but not the essence.”
– Vincent Van Gogh
“The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.”
–
Hellen Keller
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
- Phyllis Diller
Valentine
Trivia Wanton
Trivia
Some Nice Old
Valentine Customs
Some,
once popular, valentine symbols are no longer commonly used today. One of these
is the true-love knot. This knot consists of graceful loops, sometimes in the
shape of a heart, with no beginning and no end. On these loops are written
endless love messages which are read by turning the knot around.
Young
men and women in the Middle Ages drew names from a bowl to see who would be
their valentines. The names would be worn on their sleeves for one week. Wearing
your heart on your sleeve has since come to mean that you readily let others see
your feelings.
On
the Roman holiday Lupercal (February 14th) the blood of sacrificed goats was
smeared on two special young men who would run around the streets
of Rome carrying strips of goat hide. Women would try to be beaten with
these strips which were known as februa (purifiers). February thus gets its name
as the month of purification.
We'd
like to say something soft & sweet right here...
"Marshmallow"
All the world loves a lover except people who are waiting to use the phone.
Parting
Thoughts
Love
comes to you... and then after.
"The
strongest and sweetest songs yet remain to be sung."
-Walt
Whitman
"For one human being to love another, that is perhaps the most difficult of
all our tasks, the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all
other work is but preparation."
- Rainer Maria Rilke
If you
are not a poet, perhaps you can be the poem.
"It
(love) is easier to resist at the beginning tan at the end." - Leonardo da
Vinci
Real love stories never end.

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